For reasons I needn't go into, I spent several hours yesterday chasing cattle across the West Yorkshire hillsides.
This morning, I sent an SMS text message to my friend Carolyn in which, amongst other things, I intended to say, Spent several hours yesterday chasing cows.
Unfortunately, the predictive text input feature of my mobile phone guessed that I actually wanted to say, Spent several hours yesterday chasing boys.
Here rests the case for the defence.
Each to his own. Nod nod wink wink