If you take the first letters of the current top-five soccer teams in the English Premiership in order, they spell the word CAMEL:

C helsea
A rsenal
M anchester United
E verton
L iverpool

Kind of makes you think.

I’m hoping the final positions at the end of the season will spell LECAM—which is an acronym for the Leukocyte/Endothelial Cell Adhesion Molecule, a cause of mutant mice—but I’m not exactly holding my breath.