Ahem, that's Pleistocene, not Plasticine.
BBC: ‘Pleistocene Park’ experiment
Efforts are under way to restore part of Siberia to the way it was more than 10,000 years ago, before the end of the last ice age.
They’re not quite sure where they’re going to get the mammoths from.
got a terrier…..could add some nice tusks…..sew on a bit of a trunk…..
No, I want a mammoth really.
but a terrier makes a great mammoth….wonderful conversation piece, squire!
What do you mean? I want a mammoth.
failing that….I’ve got a slug!
A slug? A slug’s a bleedin’ mollusc. It wouldn’t work.
O.K. you’ve got me there. I suppose I shouldn’t have tried con a man of such high intelligence. Must go now, I’ve got to finish putting the tuck in the Airedale!
What you want is a standard elephant and a tanker truck of Rogaine.