Overheard at my friend Mary’s 79th birthday party last night:
“Have you still got four pairs of glasses, Mary?”
“Six!”
“Why? Who else has died?”
Gruts
jesus died to save arseholes
Overheard at my friend Mary’s 79th birthday party last night:
“Have you still got four pairs of glasses, Mary?”
“Six!”
“Why? Who else has died?”
Did you have a hand in writing the list of modern living on page 6 of today’s (God forbid) Daily Mirror? It seems right up your street, & even has a picture of Chris Moyles with it.