BBC: Glazer closing in on Man United
Sports tycoon Malcolm Glazer is within a whisker of taking full control of Manchester United with his £790m ($1.5bn) takeover bid.
Someone sees Manchester United, covets it, and buys the entire club. Oh, the irony!
I can't believe it. I'm actually feeling sorry for the fans! Time to change allegiance, chaps. After all, it's not as if many of you have any sort of affinity with Manchester.
It strikes me that if all the native Mancunians in the squad stood up to be counted, and you took your shoes & socks off to count them, you probably wouldn't get past the little piggy who had roast beef. It's not about loyalty to Manchester, it's more about money. As if we didn't know that anyway.
That's twice as many as them that (getting into character) sit on the stands (eh?)