I had a great idea for a new reality TV show today: Big Mother… Fifteen heavily pregnant women locked up in a house together. Contestants are evicted the moment their waters break. The winner is the woman who holds it in the longest.

Then I thought to myself, that’s such a ridiculous idea, it must have been done already. It turns out I was right (more or less).

Well, it would be better than Love Island, at any rate.