Lean, Bean love machine

(Yeah, right!)

Women may have a reputation of demanding lengthy foreplay, but they become sexually aroused as quickly as men, according to a new study that used thermal imaging to measure increased blood flow to genital regions…

Subjects were naked from the waist down and positioned themselves such that their genital area was exposed and readable by the thermal imaging device. The participants next watched [a video of the Canadian countryside], or one featuring pornography, horror or comedic clips from the Best Bits of Mr Bean.

Mr Bean? Who are these pervs?

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Hoary old chestnut

Compare and contrast:

Mary Midgely (Guardian, 30-Sep-2006): During the last century Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot found no difficulty in committing the three most monstrous crimes of all time, not only without the help of religion but in open opposition to it.

Adolf Hitler (Mein Kampf, 1925): Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord.

With enemies like that, who needs friends?

(He was a vegetarian too, you know. And a fervent anti-smoker. Doesn’t necessarily make him a bad person, though.)

Further reading: Loads more of Hitler’s religious pronouncements here and here.