Intelligent cataloguing

I performed a very selfless, noble and altruistic act on Thursday.

I was in the disturbingly small science section of the Liverpool branch of Waterstones, when I noticed Michael Behe‘s imfamous book Darwin’s Black Box sitting on the shelf.

Sistine Chapel ceiling, Vatican

An intelligent designer in action 6,011 years ago.

Despite its misleading title, Behe’s book has nothing to do with science. It is a book about so-called Intelligent Design: the latest rebranding of the age-old, discredited philosophy of Natural Theology, which attempts to show that the universe—and, in particular, living organisms—are so complex that they couldn’t have come about by chance; they must have been designed by some intelligent force—or God, as the proponents of Intelligent Design don’t like to admit. They’re trying to get this nonsense taught in school science lessons, so admitting that Intelligent Design is just another name for Creationism wouldn’t help their cause. They evidently haven’t read the bit in the Bible about not bearing false witness.

For some inexplicable reason, someone at Waterstones had decided to file Behe’s silly book in the science section.

So I moved it.

I took it off the shelf, walked over to the disturbingly large religion and spirituality section and filed Darwin’s Black Box neatly away behind a copy of the King James Bible.

Everyone’s a winner:

  • any religious nut wanting to buy Behe’s book will be able to find it amongst the other religious propaganda
  • therefore, Behe will sell more copies of his book
  • therefore Waterstones will make more money
  • and precious shelf-space is freed up in the science section for genuine science books

Think of me as a good Samaritan.


Postscript: It would appear that I am not alone, see Biologists Helping Bookstores.

1, 2, 3, 4, __

What’s the missing number?

Admit it, you think it’s 5, don’t you? Occam’s Razor and all that.

Stop thinking so linearly. I’m all for keeping things simple, but you need to let your hair down once in a while.

The answer I’m looking for is 17.

Why? I’d have thought that much was obvious: 1, 2, 3, 4 and 17 are the five solutions to the polynomial equation:

x5 – 27x4 + 205x3 – 645x2 +874x – 408 = 0

Like all good puzzles, it’s obvious when you know the answer.

Good job that didn’t come up in an IQ test, eh?

Reds ahead

What the hell is going on? Liverpool FC are actually winning matches at the start of the season. Haven’t they read the script? Don’t they realise they’re not supposed to do that?

BBC: Liverpool 6-0 Derby

Liverpool outclassed Derby to move to the top of the Premier League table for the first time under Rafa Benitez…

It was an utterly dominant performance from the Reds, who have now won five out of their six games in all competitions this season – but none as easily as this.

Yes, and it would have been six out of six, had it not been for a certain visually challenged referee, who was almost certainly wearing Chelsea underpants at the time.

Yes, that’s right, referee Ron Styles is the only person to have deprived Liverpool of points so far this season. As things stand, that puts him one point above Derby County.

Lucille

True story: on my way into work yesterday, I couldn’t get the Kenny Rogers song (You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me,) Lucille out of my head. It was really infuriating. Especially as I only knew two of the lines.

The song is the punchline to a crap, old joke about a man whose heel falls off his shoe: “You picked a fine time to leave me, loose heel” (geddit?).

Yesterday afternoon, the heel fell off my shoe. It had not been loose until that point.

Spooky!

This morning, I will be mostly singing The Man Who Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo.


See also: Shoe-Repair Tagline Challenge.