That's it: British summertime is officially CANCELLED.
It's been raining for over a month, with absolutely no sign of any let-up.
If you could all turn back your clocks at 01:00 tomorrow morning, that would be great.
Try to look on the bright side: at least you'll get an extra hour in bed.
Oh, and the hose-pipe ban is lifted. Not that you'll be needing to use your hose-pipes at the moment.
I blame El Niño.
See also: Flaming June