Who says the pope has lost touch with reality?
A thoroughly practical solution to a very serious problem, I'm sure we'd all agree.
Meanwhile, in other news, the former Bishop of Oxford (and thoroughly good egg), Lord Harries of Pentregarth, points out:
Guardian: It is possible to be moral without God
Best kind of morality, if you ask me, M'Lud: none of that imaginary-friend-in-sky-looking-down-on-you-and-judging-you nonsense. I always thought that particular philosophy was a bit dodgy as the foundation for an entire system of morals.