BBC: Italy 19–23 England
England laboured to their first Six Nations victory of 2008 but did nothing to answer the critics with a far from impressive display in Rome.
It was like last week all over again: England played great in the first half, and abysmally in the second.
“I don’t get it,” said Jen after the match. “They come back on after tea-time and they’re a different team.”
Shit! Do you think that’s it? Do you think our lads are actually taking a proper tea break? While the Welsh and Italians were making do with a slice of orange, were our boys stuffing their fat faces with cake and scones and maybe a slice of apple pie?
More plum duff? Don’t mind if I do!
I’ll bet that’s it!