As today is Stense‘s birthday, what better way to mortify her than with a slideshow of photos starring her? Gentlemen feast your eyes, and ladies eat your livers:
With friends like me, who needs enemas?
Gruts
a bit of a curious egg
As today is Stense‘s birthday, what better way to mortify her than with a slideshow of photos starring her? Gentlemen feast your eyes, and ladies eat your livers:
With friends like me, who needs enemas?
Men, let your wallets flop out & women open your purses!
Big eyed Stense from Widnes…….
(To anyone baffled by the Nite Owl’s comment, you really need to listen to more Beefheart.)
As a newcomer to gruts I have to say I admire your blatant interest/obsession with at least two women who are not Mrs. Carter.
Iassume that the two ladies concerned are suitably flattered but more importantly,how the hell do you get away with it? I’m quite sure that if I engaged in such pursuits with a certain two ladies thatI have in mind then I would probably wake up one morning to find parts of my anatomy in the mincer.
What Richard has not previously made aware is that he is, in fact, a eunuch. Therefore, the ladies are perfectly safe in his company. It’s not that the gun isn’t loaded, he just can’t remember which mincer he left it in.
The ladies in question are perfectly safe in my company not because I am a eunuch (which, for the record, I am not), but because I am a gentleman.
A gentleman!? Apologies sir. I can honestly say that the thought hadn’t crossed my mind. I shall immediately feed my bits into the mincer myself as punishment.
PERVERT!!!!!
I approve, carry on.
Louis
Sir, A gentleman does not take pictures of Stense’s Fanny
You have a point.
Imagine my disappointment when the photo of Stense’s fanny turned out to be some soft core porn image of gynaecological interest, instead of the much desired picture of some Nordic golfer’s female caddy.
Oh, wait, did I get that wrong?
Louis
You have a very sick mind.
I have several female friends with similar hairstyles to Stense & they are all gay. Is there something you are not telling us?
That might explain why Stense has been able to resist my mannish charms all these year, but, no, she will not be moving to Hebden Bridge any time soon.