The following phrases led visitors to Gruts from assorted search engines recently:
- blind elvis
- fat ladies tits
- pictures of nurses in full uniform
- how to keep house from smelling like a cat
- my finger turned white and no feeling
- electrical mains meter bypass
- chief export of bolivia
- seducing doctors
- rhino rodney slater
- crying anal
- what is a dirty name for a fish?
- onge andaman island smell
- the mystery of margot fonteyn
- what happens when there is no water in the woods
- why does my fish stick its mouth out of water
- fingers under arse
- nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
- turn your foot anti clockwise and say carrot
- women in jodphurs
- the phrase as dead as a door mouse
- cock taglines
- lesbians
To all of my new visitors, I trust you didn’t find what you were looking for. The really disturbing thought, however, is that maybe you did.
my favourite last week was “can chinchillas play with tinker toys?”
Rhino Rodney Slater…a true star of saxaphone & clarinet!
With a name like Rhino, you knew he’d have to be in the horns section.
If you want to see him in all his rhinocratic glory, look at the front cover of the Bonzo’s CD ‘THE DOUGHNUT IN GRANNY’S GREENHOUSE’