True story: I heard someone refer to 'the Prime Minister' on the radio yesterday, and I suddenly went blank. For a whole 15 seconds or so, I couldn't remember who the Prime Minister was.
Jesus! It's finally come to this, I thought.
But, reflecting on it afterwards, I think this little tale says more about Gordon Brown than it does about me.
At least I hope it bloody well does.
You were kind enough to link to this site some time ago, which I am finding rather amusing, and apparently really is "The news before it happens":