Nowhere near as interesting as it sounds

BBC: Haddock charged over feud murder

Ten bonus points to the best police-related fish pun in the comments.

11 thoughts on “Nowhere near as interesting as it sounds”

Zorron on 07-Jan-2009 at 21:37 said:

So would the police have used a hook and cane to catch him?
Zorron on 07-Jan-2009 at 21:58 said:

“We’ve finally netted him”, said a police spokesperson.
Nite Owl on 07-Jan-2009 at 23:03 said:

Police say he was battered to death.
Richard Carter on 08-Jan-2009 at 05:55 said:

Electric eel on battery charge.
Kenny the Counter on 08-Jan-2009 at 06:44 said:

The police press release said “He was well gutted but at least he was in the right place”.
beholder on 08-Jan-2009 at 10:17 said:

If this were the USA, he would have fried.
Yoghurt of Despair on 08-Jan-2009 at 18:08 said:

He sounds gill-ty to me.
Richard Carter on 10-Jan-2009 at 01:47 said:

It’s a fair cop, o-FISH-er!
Keith Beach on 10-Jan-2009 at 10:10 said:

A spokesman from the CoD, Inspector Rod Line, said after following a few red herrings the suspect was in the dock because of their dabs.
Noggin on 10-Jan-2009 at 16:27 said:

What a vicious bastard. Bream.

I can’t get the hang of this.
Beholder on 13-Jan-2009 at 09:40 said:

The scales of justice.

Fin.