Me: [Realising I had just put my card into the machine the wrong way round.]
Sorry about that, I'm having a bad day.Woman on checkout: You were having a bit of a blonde moment, you mean?Blonde woman behind me in queue: Hey!Woman on checkout: I meant natural blonde!
[Turning back to me.]
…Good job I didn't say senior moment, eh?
That checkout woman owes me a new keyboard!