This week saw the end of the road for Murphy, my faithful Audi A2. Over the last couple of weeks, Murphy's performance had become ropey, to say the least.
Fantastic car. I'd definitely buy an Audi again
But I didn't. I traded Murphy for a bag of magic beans.
...and you promised me, faithfully, you were going to buy a cow!
Oh no he didn't!
If your new car is a Ford, will you be calling it Glenn?
To narrow it down a bit...if it was a Ford Ka, would he call it Wayne?
It's not a Ford, and it's called Janice.
Now, the way I see it, Richard......
If it was spelt JANIS it would have to be a Ford:
Ford make the Focus.
Focus were a Dutch rock band who recorded an album called Moving Waves.
Side one, track 3 of Moving Waves is a song called Janis.
Now read on. dot dot dot
...actually, Janice was a typo: it is indeed spelt Janis. But not for the over-convoluted reasons you give.
...so it's a Mercedes Benz?
Bingo!