Jen and I recently watched two new, highly acclaimed BBC TV dramas, Great Expectations and Birdsong.
I don't think it would be overstating things to say that our enjoyment of these otherwise excellent series was totally spoilt by the unfeasibly large lips of both of the leading male actors:
"Who the hell do these pretty boys think they are, with their ridiculous, fat lips: Burberry models or something?" I complained, sounding frighteningly like my dad.
It turns out that both of the actors concerned, Douglas Booth and Eddie Redmayne, have indeed been Burberry models.
I do hope this isn't the start of some regrettable new trend.
It would appear that Mr Jagger cast his seed a lot further than originally suspected.