Guardian: Lion booked in for second vasectomy after partner gives birth
Lions have ‘partners’ now, apparently. It's political correctness gone bonkers. I blame so-called animal rights campaigners. It'll be lion weddings next, mark my words.
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Guardian: Lion booked in for second vasectomy after partner gives birth
Lions have ‘partners’ now, apparently. It's political correctness gone bonkers. I blame so-called animal rights campaigners. It'll be lion weddings next, mark my words.
With lion dancing at the reception, I presume...
I assumed they would do them both first time around!
If she was a lot older I guess that would make her a cougar
Has Mr. Lion asked for a paternity test?
I don't see that it's beyond a couple of lesbian lionesses to register with a 'Lion' sperm bank and avoid doing the nasty business with Lenny there.
By a spooky coincidence, one of my online, Darwin-related contacts once ‘harvested’ lion-sperm from a wild lion in Africa.
(On reflection, I'm not at all surprised the lion was wild.)
'Harvested' creates all sorts of mental images that must be almost impossible with a wild lion. Still, nothing that a finger up the lion's bum wouldn't sort out........
Next time I'm having a bad day at work, I will remember that I could be doing a Rebecca Loos on a wild lion and appreciate that things are not that bad after all!