Talking of homeopathic bullshit (which, if you remember, I recently was):

iAfrica.com: Russian men seek sex salvation
…Impaza is one of a new generation of medicines using homeopathic doses of antibodies to control the behaviour of certain molecules in the body. It takes effect earlier in the erection process than Viagra, stimulating the production of a gas—nitrogen oxide—in the cells of the penis.

But the really frightening thing about this article is the opening paragraph: “Why is the lion the king of the animals? Because of his tufty tool. And what makes a man really a man? You know perfectly well.”

Just for the record, I do not now have, and never wish to possess, a tufty tool.

Please, for once in your sad, inadequate, gullible lives, listen, you stupid, naïve dupes—homeopathy doesn’t work; homeopathy can’t work because it’s pseudo-scientific bullshit. These charlatans are fobbing you off with snake oil and taking your money. It won’t make your kids any better. You are being irresponsible with their welfare, and if the government really cared as much as it claims to about children, the social services would break into your homes, take away your children, and give them to somebody at least vaguely in touch with reality.

I’m sorry if your children are ill, I really am, but stop pissing about and take them to a doctor.