Being a sceptic with a C, I decided to check up on the story. I am pleased to report that it appears to be true:
To be honest, I’ve always had my doubts about American independence. It seemed to me that our former colonials would be far better off if we were still in charge. And, if not better off, at least a bit more civilised.
This evening, 143 years after it abolished slavery, America celebrates the election of its first black president. Meanwhile, back in Blighty, we are burning effigies of catholics a mere 403 years after the Gunpowder Plot.
I stand corrected. I think the Americans have proved they can get by just fine without our help.