Fitz (30 November 1954–5 June 2014)
My old mate Fitz died on Thursday.
We hadn't seen each other for a few years, but we kept in touch with random, usually hyphenated, insults via email and text message. His final text message to me, sent a couple of weeks ago, read:
At times like these, it's conventional to say nice words about the departed. But, in Fitz's case, this would feel like a betrayal of a long and treasured tradition. So I'll just say:
What an utter tosser!
Fitz has done another one of his homemade Dunlin video things:
Online chat with Fitz this evening:
Richard: Nek Kurks! Haddo!
Fitzroy: abdrab - hink-hink!
Fitzroy: Dwibby Dweeek!
Richard: Handro nog!
Fitzroy: Nga Nga! Ud.
Richard: I bet you say that to all the girls.
Fitzroy: Only when they ask me, which is often.
Ladies and gentlemen, Fitz and Moley (a.k.a. Dunlin) proudly present Scary Mary (from Old Bavaree):
See also: Eerie!
Fitz is fed up with people trying to be funny by saying interweb on the radio.
I spend over three hours commuting each day, so I listen to a LOT of podcasts. Most of them are made specifically as podcasts, while the rest are normal radio programmes converted into podcasts after they have been aired.
Many of the podcasts I listen to take the form of conversations between two or more people—either as formal interviews or informal chats. Over the last few months, I've begun to notice how many people in these conversations begin their answers to direct questions with the word so—even when what they are about to say is not a consequence of what they've said previously.
"How do you intend to vote in the next election?" a hypothetical questioner might ask.
"So I will be voting for X," might be the hypothetical response.
These sos are not at all necessary and get to be mildly irritating once you notice them. Which is why I'm mentioning them now: so that you will start to notice them, and will be equally mildly irritated.
I think it's an attempt to sound a bit more intelligent. If you begin a sentence with so, it implies that it logically follows on from what you were just saying—SO it stands to reason that you must be making a logical, cogent argument. Even when you're not.
It's not just a British thing. The Americans are up to it as well. In fact, they probably started it knowing them: I don't know why, but it just sounds American to me.
If, by any chance, you have picked up the new habit of using the word so in this way, please stop it. It doesn't make you sound more profound; it just makes you mildly irritating. And if you notice anyone else doing it, tell them from me to stop being so ridiculous.
Fitz and his missus have posted another of their frankly surreal videos on YouTube:
Why not go over there and leave a comment?
You should see Fitz's latest YouTube video:
For other hilarious YouTube, leg-related musical frivolity, see Ivor Cutler's Pickle Your Knees.