Stense snarling to the right.
does a rather wicked Elvis snarl. I can do an Elvis snarl too, but it’s nowhere near as wicked.
While I was trying to brush up on my technique in the bathroom mirror the other day, it suddenly dawned on me that I can only do an Elvis snarl on the right-hand side. Or should that be right-lip side? If I try to do an Elvis snarl on the left-lip side, it looks like I’m having a stroke.
I wonder if it’s genetic which side you do an Elvis snarl on.
Interestingly, I am right-handed and Stense is left-handed, but we both snarl to the right. I haven’t asked Stense if she can snarl to the left as well, but I did ask Fitz. It turns out Fitz used to practise his Elvis snarls in the mirror too, and he’s the same as me: right-handed, and can only snarl to the right.
Admit it, you’re testing your own Elvis snarl right now, aren’t you? Fascinating, isn’t it?
Jen, on the other lip, can snarl either way. Jen is also right-handed, but she doesn’t have any earlobes. Whether you have earlobes or not is definitely genetic: I read it in a magazine. None of Jen’s family has earlobes.
Jen, Fitz and I can all curl our tongues, which is also genetic: we can stick out our tongues and curl the sides in to make a tube. Stense, however, cannot curl her tongue to make a tube. She has recessive genes. Here is a photo of Stense wearing her recessive genes. Sorry, I mean jeans—different thing entirely (but still well worth a look).
Jen and Stense are both women. Fitz and I are both men. A person’s sex is pretty much genetically determined. So is their right- or left-handedness.
A study reported in New Scientist this week indicates that musical ability is not genetically determined: it’s all about hard graft and practice, apparently. I wonder if Elvis-snarls are down to hard graft and practice too. I doubt it, because Fitz says he has tried and tried to snarl to the left—and so have I—but Jen could do it straight away without any practice at all. I reckon it must be linked to her earlobes. The ones she hasn’t got, I mean.
Fitz is an extremely talented musician—and so are Stense and her sister—but I couldn’t play a musical instrument to save my life (no matter how hard I practised). Jen used to play the cornet, but I don’t think she had any natural flair for it—not even with her ambidextrous lips. Elvis Presley was a good singer, but only a mediocre guitar-player. I think I saw him playing the bongos once, poorly.
Stense does have earlobes, though.
How about you?