BBC: Archbishop of Canterbury learns real father was Churchill's private secretary
Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby says it “comes as a complete surprise” that a DNA test has revealed his real father was Winston Churchill's private secretary.
Meanwhile, in related news, Jesus is shocked to learn that his real father was some chap named Joseph.
Fishmonger [turning to me from an animated conversation]: Do you happen to know when Easter is next year?
Me: Yes, it'll be the first Sunday on or after the first full moon after the vernal equinox.
...I've since looked it up, just to make sure, and it's not quite that simple. I blame the Council of Nicaea, and the Synod of Whitby.
On reflection, perhaps I should just have said 27th March.
Just saw this on the BBC News home page:
I initially misread the headline as: Welby seeks gay marriage ‘bride’.
Now that would have been newsworthy!
BBC News: Pope Francis tries to build bridges in sceptical Turkey
Do you see what they did, there?...
Pontiff, from pontifex, from pons facere, the Latin for to make a bridge.
[My old Latin teacher, Spiny Norman, would be so proud of me.]
Gavin Francis, writing in this week's London Review of Books (subscribers only link):
In New Problems in Medical Ethics (1956), Peter Flood, a Benedictine, stated that Christians in pain should accept suffering ‘as permitted by God for our betterment’. Pain was a ‘privilege, in union with the redemptive sufferings of Christ’. It was essential that a physician tell people they might be close to death, even if they weren’t sure, so that the patient’s opportunity for repentance wasn’t squandered and their admission to heaven put at risk. Pain relief might be administered in small doses, except to those such as lapsed Catholics—the fear being that even small doses might prevent them from returning to the religion of their baptism. In the same volume Eugene Tesson, a Jesuit, sanctioned physicians to administer pain relief only to the dying who had ‘made an act of submission to the Divine’ and those ‘in danger of falling into despair and blaspheming the goodness of God’.
These are the sort of religious, moralistic nutters who, in 2014, think assisted dying is against God's will.