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BBC: Police could use fire stations in Essex proposal

That should improve their snooker no end.

‘Cursed child parts’?

BBC: Harry Potter fans will get their hands on the script for a new stage play when it is published later this year.

A special hardback edition of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Parts I & II will be released after it debuts on stage in July.

A very unfortunate choice of title, if you ask me.

(M)On geese

My kid sister this evening on the Facebook:

Watching a documentary & wondering why the plural of mongoose is mongooses & not mongeese. Anybody know?

Me on the Facebook:

The word mongoose is derived from the Marathi word mangūs. Etymologically speaking, it has no connection with the English word goose, which is derived from the Old English word gōs, which was itself derived from the Old Norse word gās, which was itself derived from the Latin word anser, which was itself derived from the Ancient Greek word chēn. Did they teach you nothing at school?

Unfortunate choice of words

BBC News: The eight-year-old boy who died in a slurry tank accident at a County Antrim farm was "a bubbly wee character", his school principal has said.

Totalitarian secularists? Really?!

Telegraph: Britain being overtaken by 'militant secularists', says Baroness Warsi
British society is under threat from the rising tide of “militant secularisation” reminiscent of “totalitarian regimes”, a Cabinet minister will warn on Tuesday.


These so-called militant secularists merely wish to remove all religious influence from official public life. This is a principle which seems to work reasonably well in other countries, such as the United States of America and France—neither of which, as far as I can see, are reminiscent of totalitarian regimes. Secularism is all about equality.

Secularists do not want to ban religion. What people get up to in their own private lives is up to them. Secularists merely think that it is wrong for the state to treat somebody specially on account of their religion—or absence of religion. For example, in Britain we allow children to be segregated into different state-funded schools on account of the professed faith of their parents. Secularists think this is wrong. Were children so segregated on account of the colour of their skin, it would rightly be called apartheid.

A totalitarian regime, on the other hand, to quote Wikipedia, recogni[s]es no limits to its authority and strives to regulate every aspect of public and private life wherever feasible (my emphasis added). Totalitarian regimes—like many religions—try to control what you get up to in private.

A totalitarian secularist regime is a contradiction in terms.

Darwin on vivisection (and pretty much everything else)

[Post removed: Contained links to a couple of stories on the Telegraph and Times websites. The former has now been deleted, and the latter hidden behind Murdoch's paywall.]

Brief Interlude

Right, I'm off to see a man about a haggis. Back in a couple of days. Please feel free to talk amongst yourselves.