List of People relieved never to have met Rev. Spooner:
- Ursula Andress (Bond blomshell)
- Nick Price (professional golfer)
- Jill Dando (murdered TV presenter)
- Friar Tuck (merry man)
- Huckleberry Finn (friend of Tom Sawyer)
- Sir Stafford Cripps (former Labour politician)
- Crispin Blunt (Conservative politician)
- Richard Buckmister Fuller (architect, designer, etc.)
- Shere Hite (sex-educator and feminist)