Note: An acquired taste: the smallest of portions is usually quite enough for most people.
- 2-3 eggs (unpasteurised)
- Lashings of cheesy innuendo
- 4 fl.oz. prime minister
- 180lb beefsteak (well-hung)
- Make a hash out of eggs.
- Retire temporarily from public gaze.
- Concoct bonkbuster with plenty of Houses of Parliament sauce, adding plenty of gratuitous beefsteak.
- Stir in plenty of cheesy innuendo.
- Place prime minister in compromising position.
- Air in public for 2 weeks.
- Leave simmering.
- Wait until reviews disappoint.
- Serves you right!