If Hitchin weren't such a very big nob in the legal profession, he would probably be a salesman, like maybe in a haberdasher, or maybe like a chapeau shop or something. You know, like, "What size do you wear, sir?… I think we have that!"
His great ambition in life is to win Who Wants to be a Milliner?
Soo spells her name with two 'O's (and an 'S').