Fucking redacted

Compare and contrast:

BBC News: Boris Johnson: Police ‘called to Tory leadership contender’s home’
Mr Johnson was refusing to leave the flat and telling the woman to “get off” his laptop before there was a loud crashing noise.

Guardian: Boris Johnson: police called to loud altercation at potential PM’s home
Johnson can be heard refusing to leave the flat and telling Symonds to “get off my fucking laptop” before there is a loud crashing noise.

For some reason, the BBC chose not to quote Brexit liar Johnson using the aggressive word ‘fucking’ during an apparently violent domestic incident. It’s almost as if they’re trying to whitewash what he was recorded saying. When altercating with a partner, “Get off my fucking laptop” is in an entirely different league to “Get off my laptop”—especially when followed by ‘a loud crashing noise’.

For the record, ‘Boris’ Johnson is an fucking turd. But he’s precisely the sort of fucking turd you deserve to end up with as Prime Minister when you no longer care about the truth, or how people behave or speak. Which the UK public clearly no longer does.

If you voted Brexit, the oaf Johnson is exactly what you voted for.

He serves us fucking right.

Dick heads

Compare and contrast:

Dick heads
Six Selfies by Yours Truly
‘Emotional Field 2’ by Jo Pearl
Emotional Field 2 by Jo Pearl

Be honest, now: you always knew my head would end up on a spike some day. (On the plus side, this does finally confirm my face to be a work of art.)

The above piece is part of artist Jo Pearl’s installation of ceramic heads expressing the six emotions Charles Darwin defined as fundamental to all people. Her Central St Martins (University of the Arts, London) degree show runs until this Sunday (23rd June 2019). Opening hours are 12–8pm (12–6pm on Sunday).

(No, not in the least bit weird, actually.)