BBC: King Charles: New royal cypher revealed
Call me biased, but the letters R and C compliment each other so well.
(But don’t call me Arsey, and don’t call the Charles formerly known as Prince the Bling King.)
Well, that’s tasteful!
Impeccable German logic
Out of respect
Until further notice, out of respect for the late queen, Jen and I will not be listening to any Phil Collins albums.
However, to mark Her Majesty’s long life, and years of dedicated service to the nation, this evening we cooked haddock and leek fishcakes.
Thank you, ma’am.
Heavy load
This morning, I overtook a concrete lorry manufactured by a company named Cemen Tech.
They really need to work on their branding.
Million-pound idea
I think I might finally have come up with a million-pound idea. Jen’s not so sure, but what the hell would she know? I’m putting it out here so nobody can come along later and patent the damn thing…
Bacon-scented perfume!
Is this a sure-fire winner, or what? The whole point of perfume is to smell nice. Everyone in their right mind loves the smell of bacon. Slap on a label with a suspiciously French-looking name with a bunch of unnecessary punctuation marks… Eau de porc. Maison du l’ard. Baçôn de Paris. Bob’s your uncle.
Think I’ll order the Aston Martin right now.
Absolutely no conflict of interest, here…
You can say what you like about outgoing bus-liar Boris Johnson, but he could never be accused of taking ‘levelling up’ seriously.
Shits desert sinking rat
BBC: Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid quit Boris Johnson’s cabinet
The chancellor and health secretary have resigned from government, saying they no longer have confidence in Boris Johnson to lead the country.
TOTALLY RUBBISH DISGUISE!
Blimey, they’re old!
Ring pull
Yesterday was Jen’s and my 30th anniversary as a couple. To mark the occasion, we popped down the local Register Office to sign up for one of those newfangled civil partnership thingies.
…And they say I don’t know how to play the long game!