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Full story on the Friends of Charles Darwin website.
Hebden Bridge Times: Leeds man smuggled £6.5m of drugs in frozen chickens
Apparently, his friends suggested he go cold turkey, but he got the wrong end of the stick entirely.
…when the most compelling thing to be found on television is a live video-feed of a patch of mud at the bottom of a pond:
Clarkson paraphrases ‘I have been a monumental bell-end’ for the benefit of Radio 2 listeners:
Guardian: How to make the perfect mango lassi