Guardian: Dorset ospreys produce egg for first time in 200 years
Nonsense
Ring pull
Yesterday was Jen’s and my 30th anniversary as a couple. To mark the occasion, we popped down the local Register Office to sign up for one of those newfangled civil partnership thingies. …And they say I don’t know how to play the long game!
Slowly getting my head round Photoshop
Undisclosed sum
BBC: Prince Andrew settles US civil sex assault case So, that’s the end of that for the nonce. Phew! I’m very relieved. With Prince Andrew’s popularity soaring once again, now would seem the perfect time to scoop all the dripping out of our commemorative, black and white Fergie & Andy wedding mug and put it… Continue reading Undisclosed sum
Me…?
Me…?The First Lord of the Treasury…?Here, in this place…?At an illicit party…?With unelected bureaucrats…?With my reputation…? (......BINGO!)
“Driver, take me to the nearest fridge!”
Guardian: Boris Johnson unlikely to be seen in public for a week, says Downing St
Frequent liar smiles
(See what I did, there?)
Pimms Questions
BBC: '100 invited' to Downing Street garden lockdown drinksAs many as 100 people were invited to a “bring-your-own-booze” drinks event in the Downing Street garden during the first lockdown, it is understood. […] But Boris Johnson has declined to say whether he was among those there. (See what I did, there?)
2021 in a nutshell
My eleventh annual video slideshow of the year.
Punning the depths
Jen accidentally dropped a prune down our kitchen plughole yesterday… I asked whether we needed to call a plummer.