Me…?The First Lord of the Treasury…?Here, in this place…?At an illicit party…?With unelected bureaucrats…?With my reputation…? (......BINGO!)
Guardian: Boris Johnson unlikely to be seen in public for a week, says Downing St
(See what I did, there?)
BBC: '100 invited' to Downing Street garden lockdown drinksAs many as 100 people were invited to a “bring-your-own-booze” drinks event in the Downing Street garden during the first lockdown, it is understood. […] But Boris Johnson has declined to say whether he was among those there. (See what I did, there?)
Someone should write a browser extension to change every use of the word(s) ‘PM’ or ‘Prime Minister’ to ‘Knobhead’.
BBC: Chris Grayling leads MPs' charge to save hedgehogs
So, Boris ‘bus-liar’ Johnson’s chief political strategist, Dominic Cumberbatch—or someone with access to the password for his blog, at least—has been caught retrospectively doctoring an old blog post to make himself look far more prescient than he really is. That really is a very cheap trick. But it doesn’t surprise me one iota. In fact,… Continue reading Wise before and after the event
BBC: Labour names David Evans as new general secretary
The vitally, vitally important message Boris ‘Bus-liar’ Johnson is trying to convey here is, if and when UK Covid-19 death rates begin to rise again because people were pressurised into going back to work too early, it most definitely won’t be his fault… We just didn’t play our roles and ‘#StayAlert’ enough to ‘CONTROL THE… Continue reading #StayAlert!!!
…are apparently in order to Prime Minister Boris ‘Bus-Liar’ Johnson on the occasion of the birth of his sixth or seventh child.