Me…?The First Lord of the Treasury…?Here, in this place…?At an illicit party…?With unelected bureaucrats…?With my reputation…? (......BINGO!)
Writing tagged: ‘oafs’
“Driver, take me to the nearest fridge!”
Guardian: Boris Johnson unlikely to be seen in public for a week, says Downing St
Frequent liar smiles
(See what I did, there?)
Pimms Questions
BBC: '100 invited' to Downing Street garden lockdown drinksAs many as 100 people were invited to a “bring-your-own-booze” drinks event in the Downing Street garden during the first lockdown, it is understood. […] But Boris Johnson has declined to say whether he was among those there. (See what I did, there?)
Compare and contrast
Christmas cancelled.
Wise before and after the event
So, Boris ‘bus-liar’ Johnson’s chief political strategist, Dominic Cumberbatch—or someone with access to the password for his blog, at least—has been caught retrospectively doctoring an old blog post to make himself look far more prescient than he really is. That really is a very cheap trick. But it doesn’t surprise me one iota. In fact,… Continue reading Wise before and after the event
#StayAlert!!!
The vitally, vitally important message Boris ‘Bus-liar’ Johnson is trying to convey here is, if and when UK Covid-19 death rates begin to rise again because people were pressurised into going back to work too early, it most definitely won’t be his fault… We just didn’t play our roles and ‘#StayAlert’ enough to ‘CONTROL THE… Continue reading #StayAlert!!!
Congratulations
…are apparently in order to Prime Minister Boris ‘Bus-Liar’ Johnson on the occasion of the birth of his sixth or seventh child.
I’m confused…
I thought it was the EU that was supposed to be ‘undemocratic’… BBC: Supreme Court: Suspending Parliament was unlawful, judges ruleBoris Johnson's decision to suspend Parliament was unlawful, the Supreme Court has ruled. Mr Johnson suspended—or prorogued—Parliament for five weeks earlier this month, but the court said it was wrong to stop MPs carrying out… Continue reading I’m confused…
Would you rather be hit by a bus or a lorry?
In the unlikely event you’re struggling to remember… Guardian: What Vote Leave leaders really said about no-deal Brexit Brexit liar ‘Boris’ Johnson is clearly aiming for the no-deal Brexit we were told would never happen. And when, as is entirely possible, he fails to get his no-deal Brexit through parliament, he will not call a… Continue reading Would you rather be hit by a bus or a lorry?