The vitally, vitally important message Boris ‘Bus-liar’ Johnson is trying to convey here is, if and when UK Covid-19 death rates begin to rise again because people were pressurised into going back to work too early, it most definitely won’t be his fault… We just didn’t play our roles and ‘#StayAlert’ enough to ‘CONTROL THE…
coronavirus
Technically legit
I’m seriously thinking of taking a couple of weeks’ holiday here. Technically, I won’t be breaking any rules:
Her Royal Highlights
Me: Do you reckon the Queen’s cutting her own hair at the moment? Jen: I thought she always did.
Good deed
Just got a bag of food for the mother-in-law…