With Lockdown 2.0 rapidly approaching, I’ve just been out panic-buying a few staples.
coronavirus
I’m sure they’re only there to test their eyes
BBC: Ministers ‘reluctant’ to close beaches over crowdsA major incident has been declared in Bournemouth after people flocked to the coast The government is reluctant to close beaches after a major incident was declared in Bournemouth when thousands crowded the coast, Environment Secretary George Eustice has said.
Unfortunate choice of words
BBC: Coronavirus: Three firms still positive despite the virus crisis
Holofernes’ lockdown haircut goes terribly wrong
#StayAlert!!!
The vitally, vitally important message Boris ‘Bus-liar’ Johnson is trying to convey here is, if and when UK Covid-19 death rates begin to rise again because people were pressurised into going back to work too early, it most definitely won’t be his fault… We just didn’t play our roles and ‘#StayAlert’ enough to ‘CONTROL THE…
Technically legit
I’m seriously thinking of taking a couple of weeks’ holiday here. Technically, I won’t be breaking any rules:
Her Royal Highlights
Me: Do you reckon the Queen’s cutting her own hair at the moment? Jen: I thought she always did.
Good deed
Just got a bag of food for the mother-in-law…
Listen to Thommo, everyone!
This panic-buying is getting ridiculous…
Curly Wurly crisis!