Jobsworth at work

It’s great to see the post-Brexit Great British workforce, having thrown off the shackles of woke, EU red-tapery, has finally been allowed to rediscover a sense of pride in its work. It’s craftsmanship and a work ethic like this that put us on the moon! 🇬🇧

(Parthe)non-story

Times: Greece demands Elgin Marbles for EU trade deal I don’t see what all the fuss is about… The UK voted for Brexit: it’s already lost its marbles.

A dog vomited…

…right in front of me in Hebden Bridge Post Office this morning. That sort of nonsense had better stop, once we leave the EU.