Times: Greece demands Elgin Marbles for EU trade deal I don’t see what all the fuss is about… The UK voted for Brexit: it’s already lost its marbles.
brexit
31st January 2020
Happy Jubilant Morons Day!
That’s very big of you, Jeremy
Observer: I take my share of responsibility for this defeat, says Jeremy Corbyn …What percentage of the responsibility would than be, would you say?
#FallFriday
Friday the thirteenth.
A dog vomited…
…right in front of me in Hebden Bridge Post Office this morning. That sort of nonsense had better stop, once we leave the EU.
Normal for Batley
Yorkshire Post: Former Brexit Party candidate for Yorkshire seat says she comes from far-flung star and aliens are 'working with world Governments' A would-be MP for Batley and Spen believed aliens were “working with our world Governments” and that she came from a star called Sirius. Jill Hughes was the Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for the…
I’m confused…
I thought it was the EU that was supposed to be ‘undemocratic’… BBC: Supreme Court: Suspending Parliament was unlawful, judges ruleBoris Johnson's decision to suspend Parliament was unlawful, the Supreme Court has ruled. Mr Johnson suspended—or prorogued—Parliament for five weeks earlier this month, but the court said it was wrong to stop MPs carrying out…
Senior moment
In the latest of my increasingly common ‘senior moments’, I just opened a carton of grapefruit juice and poured its contents over my cereal. I think that must be what they refer to as a ‘continental breakfast’. (The only valid argument I’ve heard so far in favour of Brexit.)
Got this covered
BBC: Brexit: Operation Yellowhammer no-deal document publishedRiots on the streets, food price rises and reduced medical supplies are real risks of the UK leaving the EU without a deal, a government document has said. I’ll freely admit I've been concerned the government, in its insane rush to implement any form of Brexit, had been completely…
When I do it, it’s called ‘a red line’…
…When you do it, it’s called ‘refusing to negotiate’.