I thought it was the EU that was supposed to be ‘undemocratic’… BBC: Supreme Court: Suspending Parliament was unlawful, judges ruleBoris Johnson's decision to suspend Parliament was unlawful, the Supreme Court has ruled. Mr Johnson suspended—or prorogued—Parliament for five weeks earlier this month, but the court said it was wrong to stop MPs carrying out… Continue reading I’m confused…
Writing tagged: ‘brexit’
Senior moment
In the latest of my increasingly common ‘senior moments’, I just opened a carton of grapefruit juice and poured its contents over my cereal. I think that must be what they refer to as a ‘continental breakfast’. (The only valid argument I’ve heard so far in favour of Brexit.)
Got this covered
BBC: Brexit: Operation Yellowhammer no-deal document publishedRiots on the streets, food price rises and reduced medical supplies are real risks of the UK leaving the EU without a deal, a government document has said. I’ll freely admit I've been concerned the government, in its insane rush to implement any form of Brexit, had been completely… Continue reading Got this covered
When I do it, it’s called ‘a red line’…
…When you do it, it’s called ‘refusing to negotiate’.
Vermin
This just in from the official Leave.EU Twitter account: I guess that tells us all we need to know.
Would you rather be hit by a bus or a lorry?
In the unlikely event you’re struggling to remember… Guardian: What Vote Leave leaders really said about no-deal Brexit Brexit liar ‘Boris’ Johnson is clearly aiming for the no-deal Brexit we were told would never happen. And when, as is entirely possible, he fails to get his no-deal Brexit through parliament, he will not call a… Continue reading Would you rather be hit by a bus or a lorry?
It serves us fucking right
Alexander ‘Boris’ ‘Brexit-liar’ de Pfeffel Johnson is to become our next Prime Minister.
Euphemism
Toxic caterpillars!
Fucking redacted
‘Boris’ Johnson = a turd.
No change
Future of 1p and 2p coins secured 'for years to come'