A dog vomited…

…right in front of me in Hebden Bridge Post Office this morning. That sort of nonsense had better stop, once we leave the EU.

Timely warning

It turns out the philosopher Jean-Jacques Rousseau was once knocked arse over tit in the street by a galloping Great Dane.

Scoop

In which I publish a major scoop as to precisely what Stense was up to at 19:20 on Thursday, 30th May, 2013.