One of my sources at the BBC tipped me off that there might soon be a vacancy for a fat, bearded Merseysider for a new cookery show.
It has been suggested to me that my scoop about Stense sitting on a hill with her dog last Thursday was somewhat unsatisfactory, in that it was totally un-newsworthy.
A beard which runs in the family.
On Tony Blair's makeup bill.
The Open University's pogonophobia.
Compare and contrast those with beards and those without.