Hollywood beckons

One of my sources at the BBC tipped me off that there might soon be a vacancy for a fat, bearded Merseysider for a new cookery show featuring Mary Berry and Mel & Kim. So I made this:

Lemon and ginger thingy

My culinary talents know no bounds.

By Richard Carter

A fat, bearded chap with a Charles Darwin fixation.

One comment

  1. That rather depends on what you were trying to make...good plan to keep the ready mix packet out of the shot though.

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