Theron lies the difference

BBC: Celebrity names you’re probably saying wrong

As Wonder Woman, Gal Gadot can do anything - apart from getting people to pronounce her name correctly.

Turns out I’ve been mispronouncing Charlize Theron’s name for years.

I wondered why she never returned my calls.

A dream come true

I've often wished someone would send Phil Collins into space, but I never thought they would actually do it!

Phil Collins

Phil Collins yesterday.

Well played, Nasa!

Lending a whole new meaning to the word ‘personality’

BBC: Andy Murray wins BBC Sports Personality of the Year award

Vicky Who?… George WHO?

BBC: Vicky Pattison wins I'm A Celebrity 2015, beats George Shelley!

Oh, the humanity!

BBC: Cilla Black's funeral to feature song from Sir Cliff Richard

Hasn't her poor, bereaved family suffered enough already?

Having said that, I'm probably missing a golden opportunity to pop down there and play the Devil Woman Game.

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!

Guardian: Katy Perry joins Taylor Swift v Nicki Minaj row – and brings Rihanna with her
Wading into the Twitter spat between Swift and Minaj over Video Music award nominations, Perry all but confirms that Swift’s hit single Bad Blood is about her.

No, me neither.

Change of direction

Zayn Malik has left One Direction!

I repeat: ZAYN MALIK HAS LEFT ONE DIRECTION!!!

(No, me neither.)