Until further notice, out of respect for the late queen, Jen and I will not be listening to any Phil Collins albums. However, to mark Her Majesty’s long life, and years of dedicated service to the nation, this evening we cooked haddock and leek fishcakes. Thank you, ma’am.
I've often wished someone would send Phil Collins into space, but I never thought they would actually do it!
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Nobody toasted for two months shock!