BBC: Jeffrey Epstein accuser Virginia Roberts Giuffre on Maxwell arrestA US woman who says she was brought to Britain aged 17 to have sex with Prince Andrew has said he “should be panicking” following the arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell. Panicking, maybe, but certainly not sweating.
royalty
Her Royal Highlights
Me: Do you reckon the Queen’s cutting her own hair at the moment? Jen: I thought she always did.
Nasty little ginger quit
BBC: In full: The Sussexes' statement and the Buckingham Palace responseThe Duke and Duchess of Sussex have released a statement saying they intend to step back as senior members of the Royal Family. (See what I did, there?)
Compare and Contrast
BBC (30-Sep-2019): …Prince Harry’s tribute comes after he claimed protecting nature was “fundamental to our survival”. Guardian (31-Oct-2007): Prince Harry quizzed by police about shooting of rare birds
The appliance of scions
BBC: Prince Louis makes waves at Trooping the Colour parade I have to say, Prince William is the spitting image of his dad. As is Prince Harry.
Celebrate our heritage!
Nasty little ginger shit to wed Angela Merkel.
It was Gruts what done it!
BBC: Media tactics unravel in run-up to big day How has Kensington Palace, […] which has rolled out the royal wedding plans and strategy over the past few months, dropped the ball so spectacularly in the last four days?… Over the last couple of months announcements have come and gone, by and large slavishly followed…
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE (6)!!
Niece to be bridesmaid SHOCK!
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE (5)!!
Bride’s father to walk her down the aisle shock!
…Just like Marie Antoinette!
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