Harry and Meghan choose carriage shock!
royalty
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE (3)!!
Bridegroom’s only brother to be best man shock!
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE (2)!!
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle choose flowers SHOCK!
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!!
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle choose cake shock!
Sennacherib and co.
Some potentially useful source material.
Compare and contrast
Prince Harry speaks out against wildlife slaughter
I'll tell you what, Prince Andrew hasn't half let himself go!
Chap released from Chinese gaol slightly resembles Randy Andy shock!
That's no way to talk about Philip and Charles!
Hacking trial: Police 'told to leave Queen's nuts'
Diana ditch
If I were a conspiracy theorist, I might point out how deeply suspicious it is that the story of the Metropolitan Police assessing new information about Princess Diana's death has broken just a couple of weeks before the premier of a brand new Princess Diana biopic.
A miracle child!
And, lo, it came to pass that a child was born in lowly Paddington, to humble parents.