Harry and Meghan choose carriage shock!
Bridegroom’s only brother to be best man shock!
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle choose flowers SHOCK!
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle choose cake shock!
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Prince Harry speaks out against wildlife slaughter
Chap released from Chinese gaol slightly resembles Randy Andy shock!
Hacking trial: Police 'told to leave Queen's nuts'
If I were a conspiracy theorist, I might point out how deeply suspicious it is that the story of the Metropolitan Police assessing new information about Princess Diana's death has broken just a couple of weeks before the premier of a brand new Princess Diana biopic.
And, lo, it came to pass that a child was born in lowly Paddington, to humble parents.