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Writing tagged: ‘germans’

Celebrate our heritage!

Nasty little ginger shit to wed Angela Merkel.

Published 19-May-2018
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: germans, nasty little ginger shit, royal weddings, royalty

Everything Hertz!

Why on Earth would I need to know how many revs my car's engine is doing?

Published 01-Dec-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: cars, germans, motoring

Q: Which world leader is the pointiest?

Pun alert!

Published 26-Mar-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: germans, puns

Vertical lateral thinking

In which I describe a win-win-win solution to an environmental time-bomb.

Published 09-Mar-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: cats, environment, germans, sport

Ex-Benedict

Pope to resign. Time to focus all of my attention on Murdoch.

Published 11-Feb-2013
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: germans, murdoch, pope, religion

Wittgenstein's Drachenflugexperiment

W.G. Sebald on Wittgenstein flying a kite.

Published 15-May-2012
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: germans, philosophy, sebald

Those crazy Germans!

Twin sisters in fake mirror hilarity!

Published 22-Nov-2008
Filed under: Nonsense Tags: germans, pranks, videos

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On the Moor
On the Moor: science, history and nature on a country walk

There’s barely a page without a surprising fact…whether it’s about a vacuum flask, a hawk or a bilberry. […] Begin the book as you would a moorland walk, happy to put the route map away and just follow where the sheep trods take you—then you’ll likely find the surprising turns and unexpected views a suitable reward.
—Nick Small, Caught by the River

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