This is the one I’d get: (See what I did, there?)
Writing tagged: ‘cats’
Parcel farce
Cat delivered alive and well after spending eight days in the post.
Vertical lateral thinking
In which I describe a win-win-win solution to an environmental time-bomb.
Catzinger
The Pope loves cats. I rest my case.
Near miss
Had Frederick Miller not lost an eye in a freak golfing accident back in 1885, I might be Prime Minister right now.
Soup selection
Wouldn't bacon soup be totally awesome?
Get ’em while they’re still hot!
Apparently, Peru has an annual Gastronomic Festival of the Cat. Sadly, so-called ‘animal rights’ activists are now on the case. I'm off down the travel agent's to book a trip while I still can.
As a rule, I'm against unnecessary animal experimentation
…but, in the case of cats, I'm prepared to make an exception.
Finally, someone finds a good use for a cat
Cat converted into helicopter.
Pants on fire
On the cat-flap.