Cat delivered alive and well after spending eight days in the post.
cats
Vertical lateral thinking
In which I describe a win-win-win solution to an environmental time-bomb.
Catzinger
The Pope loves cats. I rest my case.
Near miss
Had Frederick Miller not lost an eye in a freak golfing accident back in 1885, I might be Prime Minister right now.
Soup selection
Wouldn't bacon soup be totally awesome?