Let he who is without sin among you…
My old headmaster has died.
BBC: Archbishop of Canterbury learns real father was Churchill's private secretary Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby says it “comes as a complete surprise” that a DNA test has revealed his real father was Winston Churchill's private secretary. Meanwhile, in related news, Jesus is shocked to learn that his real father was some chap named Joseph.
Catholic priest ‘caught snorting cocaine in Nazi room’ shock!
In which a fishmonger enquires about Easter.