Flu jab nurse: Can you roll up your sleeve a little further? If possible, I’d like to get at that muscle. Me: HAVE I GOT A MUSCLE?!!!
Me: Do you reckon the Queen’s cutting her own hair at the moment? Jen: I thought she always did.
Conversation with my dad.
A woman turned to me in the dairy section at Sainsbury’s yesterday morning and remarked, “Old habits die hard.” I had absolutely no idea what she was on about, so I nodded in agreement.
You can get cheapo Chinese knock-off vintage games consoles with hundreds of games on them these days, but, after playing them for five minutes, you realise all the old games were shite.
Gene Hackman confusion.
Conversation with two kids.
(I don’t think it’s quite the word they meant…)