Dad: Gosh, she looks different!
Me: That's not Sue Barker. It's Judy Murray.
Dad: Who?
Me: Judy Murray!
Dad: Eh?
Me: JUDY MURRAY!
Dad: Oh… I think her name's Anne Something.
Me: IT'S JUDY… SODDING… MURRAY!!
Dad: Eh?
Me: IT'S JUDY MURRAY!!
Dad: Suzy Who?
Watching tennis news
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