Old habits

A woman turned to me in the dairy section at Sainsbury’s yesterday morning and remarked, “Old habits die hard.” I had absolutely no idea what she was on about, so I nodded in agreement.

There’s a blow

‪Just saw a businessman in the gents’ loo at Burtonwood Services try to dry his hands in the dispensing slot of a condom machine.


Romanian tennis legend Ilie Nastase walked right past me in Liverpool this lunchtime.