A woman turned to me in the dairy section at Sainsbury’s yesterday morning and remarked, “Old habits die hard.” I had absolutely no idea what she was on about, so I nodded in agreement.
Just saw a businessman in the gents’ loo at Burtonwood Services try to dry his hands in the dispensing slot of a condom machine.
An encounter with an elderly gentleman in the Bran Flakes section of Tesco.
I just saw an elderly gentleman get out of his car with a rucksack already on his back.
In which I am mistaken for the Real Radio Renegade.