Dear Chris Martin...
Stense just declared herself ‘utterly delighted’ (I paraphrase) with her latest, bespoke Carter Postale™.
Handy hint: Save money on ridiculously expensive post cards by making your own out of any unused pieces of card you might happen to have lying about the house.
In which I save £4's worth of quids at the Post Office by adhering to a bonkers rule.
Police motorcyclist recognises himself in one of my photos.
Last night, I dreamt that I caught the end of a piece on BBC Radio 4's Woman's Hour, in which some feminist was spouting bollocks about Charles Darwin.
In which I have a letter published in the London Review of Books
An email from a stencillist.
Jerry Springer, Cockney sparra!
Can you smell chicken?