Yesterday was Jen’s and my 30th anniversary as a couple. To mark the occasion, we popped down the local Register Office to sign up for one of those newfangled civil partnership thingies. …And they say I don’t know how to play the long game!
Writing tagged: ‘me’
Oh good grief!
Holy crap, I'm 50!
Sorry for the protracted silence
I've been cleaning out the coal bunker.
You'll never guess who I bumped into in the pub last night
Homer J Simpson!
Be honest, you've seen this coming for a long time…
Your host finally loses it.
400,000 not out
As at 00:45am this morning, I was 400,000 hours old.
Today is 10/10/10.
Story of my life
With friends like that…
Yours truly compared to murdering psychopath.