Yesterday was Jen’s and my 30th anniversary as a couple. To mark the occasion, we popped down the local Register Office to sign up for one of those newfangled civil partnership thingies. …And they say I don’t know how to play the long game!
Holy crap, I'm 50!
I've been cleaning out the coal bunker.
Homer J Simpson!
Your host finally loses it.
As at 00:45am this morning, I was 400,000 hours old.
Today is 10/10/10.
Yours truly compared to murdering psychopath.